Sunday, September 5, 2010

ZG + WB - GDI = TFM

Z- Hey long time no see.
W- Hi.
Z- Yeah I'm married now. Small wedding. Neither of us are Jewish.
W- Ha.
Z- Maybe in 5 years we will have some money to have a bigger wedding. When we're Jewish.
W-Ha
*Subway doors open*
Z- Hey check this out
*pulls out magazine*
Z- Look at my beard. It's starting to curl at the end. Almost like I'm Jewish.
W-Ha.
Z- And they spelled my name wrong. Only one "f"
W- Oh.
Z- Actually its the older spelling. This was when Groffs were Jewish.
W- Oh.
Z- That was the last time anyone in my family was Jewish.
W-Oh.
Z- Nice seeing you. You going home?
W- No.