"This is the year. I'm serious; I heard he fucking nailed the decades project"
"Jeremey lloyd is so pretentious and condescending. I can't believe he skipped out on the reunion to attend the Oscars/Tonys/Emmys"
"No, no, no. I told you it wasn't the meth, it was the 15 story fall after he jumped off the balcony because he thought that the dragon was going to get him."
"What? No, he couldn't make it. Bought some lemon off some scamer at Craigslist"
"One flight of steps!"
"I'm fucking sweatin', bitch"
"Bullshit! I heard JS got the coke and the money, but then, like, the entire Miami SWAT team just rushed in"
"yeah, but he still got away and was almost at the border when like forty mexican assasins totally surrounded him"
"Wait, was that before or after he saved the President?"
"after", "before"
"Wait! What happened to Anthimos' foot?"
"S/he got fucking huge"
"Bman - I'm fucking struggling"
"Fuck this, lets just go to five guys"
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