Sunday, June 22, 2008

Liz's Honda Civic windshield, meet West Philly bicyclist's face.



16.8% of automobile vs. bike accidents are caused by bicyclists failing to yield right-of-way at an intersection. (http://www.massbike.org/info/statistics.htm)

Douchebags account for 98.4% of all West Philadelphia bicyclists. (Original research)

Also, dialing 911 for the first time wasn't as exciting as I'd hoped.

4 comments:

APeurofan said...

100% of women can't drive
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM)

Anonymous said...

100% of Dr. Phil guests are fake

APeurofan said...

Where's your source?

Anonymous said...

(Common knowledge)