Getting the hang of it...

its been too long

slurslurslur (12:40:20 AM): kimmie hows the summer been?
xx kimmmiie (12:41:24 AM): amazing & yours
xx kimmmiie is no longer idle at 12:41:24 AM.
slurslurslur (12:41:31 AM): non stop fuck fest
slurslurslur (12:41:32 AM): btw
slurslurslur (12:41:35 AM): you like sneakers?
xx kimmmiie (12:42:58 AM): I use to be a fan

jono sends his love from whatever jew camp he's at

yo man camp is good i got a 4 too just smokin hookah
From Jono Miller
Date Jul 28 5:54 PM


one more thing: price of the brick going up
From Jono Miller
Date Jul 28 5:56 Pm

First attempt...

I'm retarted and can't remember how to post youtube videos... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afz4tX00rF0

CloudStrife0225, An In Depth Profile

The AOL Instant Messenger Profile of Cloudstrife0225:

Euro 2008 Winner: Spain (4)
Final Score: Spain 1 vs. Germany 0
Wimbledon 2008
Gentlemen's Singles Champion: 2nd Seed Rafael Nadal (ESP)
Ladies' Singles Champion: 7th Seed Venus Williams (USA)
Upcoming Major Soccer Event:
2008 Beijing Olympics hosted by China (August 6-23, 2008)
2010 World Cup hosted by South Africa (June 11 - July 11, 2010)
Upcoming Major Tennis Event:
2008 Beijing Olympics hosted by China (August 10-17, 2008)
2008 U.S. Open held in USTA National Tennis Center (August 25 - September 7)

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 MPH on a motorcycle.

"Slow down! I'm scared."
"No. This is fun."
"No it's not, please, it's so scary."
"Then tell me you love me."
"I love you, slow down."
"Now give me a big hug."
(she gives him a big hug)
"Can you take me helmet off and put it on yourself? It's really bothering me."

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Ok, that last part is a little weird. Eh, the first part is a little weird, too. Who knew cloudstrife0225 was such a fan euro-centric sport? But back to that last little gem of anecdote. It seems more at place in, idunno, an 8th grade girls profile, but who am I to judge. Perhaps, cloudstrife0225 has found true love <3333

slurslurslur (8:56:36 PM): mr kim
slurslurslur (8:56:45 PM): do you have a girlfriend?
CloudStrife0225 (8:56:57 PM): ...what the, what's with the sudden ..?
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:01 PM): No?
slurslurslur (8:57:13 PM): im just keeping tabs on all the people who have a girlfriend
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:21 PM): Oh.
slurslurslur (8:57:22 PM): i can cross you off that list
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:23 PM): I don't.
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:25 PM): Yep.

Or not =[

Directors commentary

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Roger Ebert calls it "Why we go to the movies"

Michael G'Dovin's performance as Linux is nothing short of breathtaking. Watching someone at the peak of his game, like G'Dovin, is just stunning. I think he's a good actor. You think he's a good actor and damnit - he knows he's a great actor. After delivering his now famous "free and open source" line, G'Dovin motions to the camera as if to say: you getting this, baby? (0:41) Supporting G'Dovin is Michael Plasmeier (PLAZ) who's tortured role as Windows will go down in the history books. Plaz owned the character and every second of his screen time will surely leave the audience on the edge of their seat. Ed Hochon does not disappoint as Mac, but with two legends on screen (think De Niro and Pacino in Heat) his performance is virtually eclipsed. -rEbert

I don't see where this is going...

oh, now I do.
(tho I suspect a few of you geniuses got it after the Chinese food pic.)

John, you've got a barnyard back - tell me how do you get it so huge?

therog.com

Temple's Orientation...

...was exactly like a Dave Matthews Band concert, except you got kicked out if you smoked weed.

Four hundred kids. White baseball caps and mesh shorts. The word "bro" tossed around almost as much as "like, you know." Long lines. No parking. Aural holocaust. It probably could not have been worse.

Cloud Strife, A Self Portrait

CloudStrife0225 (12:15:55 AM): God... Heath Ledger is werid... >.<
slurslurslur (12:16:05 AM): *was

no excuses

its pretty much 2nd nature at this point.

Vindicated

Willy did say there were bigger idiots then us out there also taking the test....

Everyone has the same story....

...after one flight of steps

My first tat

God-Family-Country-Friends-Community, it's my code. - Gino 

i think i'll get it across my shoulders... thoughts?

The newest RnB Sensation...

Tracklist
1. Intro
2. U Calling Me A Liar?
3. City Consal Letter Head (ft. DaveDaStateTrooper)
4. Table This
5. Suck My Dick (A Tribute to Ms. Judy Catilli)
6. Two Weeks Ago (ft. Max)
7. Snow Storm
8. Constitution outrights rools of consal
9. Fuck Da DPW
10. Re Dic A Lous
11. Phelps St. (U kno Where I'm talking 'bout)
12. Outro

News was slow in Northern Ireland...

DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE ALOT OF FUN (Haverford, PA)

I am impossible to live with . . . but then isn't everyone? I will drive you crazy . . . but in the most interesting ways possible. You don't want to get mixed up with me . . . unless you love to have every one of your certainties challenged and unless you get horny in the face of unimaginable adventures and unless you're ready to never be bored again