CloudStrife0225, An In Depth Profile

The AOL Instant Messenger Profile of Cloudstrife0225:

Euro 2008 Winner: Spain (4)
Final Score: Spain 1 vs. Germany 0
Wimbledon 2008
Gentlemen's Singles Champion: 2nd Seed Rafael Nadal (ESP)
Ladies' Singles Champion: 7th Seed Venus Williams (USA)
Upcoming Major Soccer Event:
2008 Beijing Olympics hosted by China (August 6-23, 2008)
2010 World Cup hosted by South Africa (June 11 - July 11, 2010)
Upcoming Major Tennis Event:
2008 Beijing Olympics hosted by China (August 10-17, 2008)
2008 U.S. Open held in USTA National Tennis Center (August 25 - September 7)

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 MPH on a motorcycle.

"Slow down! I'm scared."
"No. This is fun."
"No it's not, please, it's so scary."
"Then tell me you love me."
"I love you, slow down."
"Now give me a big hug."
(she gives him a big hug)
"Can you take me helmet off and put it on yourself? It's really bothering me."

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Ok, that last part is a little weird. Eh, the first part is a little weird, too. Who knew cloudstrife0225 was such a fan euro-centric sport? But back to that last little gem of anecdote. It seems more at place in, idunno, an 8th grade girls profile, but who am I to judge. Perhaps, cloudstrife0225 has found true love <3333

slurslurslur (8:56:36 PM): mr kim
slurslurslur (8:56:45 PM): do you have a girlfriend?
CloudStrife0225 (8:56:57 PM): ...what the, what's with the sudden ..?
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:01 PM): No?
slurslurslur (8:57:13 PM): im just keeping tabs on all the people who have a girlfriend
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:21 PM): Oh.
slurslurslur (8:57:22 PM): i can cross you off that list
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:23 PM): I don't.
CloudStrife0225 (8:57:25 PM): Yep.

Or not =[