Thursday, August 21, 2008

Jungle Love, Welcome Baybee! 36 (Havertown, PA)


Reply to: pers-745428549@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-07, 10:51AM EDT


Tasmanian devil seeks sleek fox or wily coyote for interspecies communion. It's a jungle out there, baybee. But I know some great trails, and I ain't afraid of the deep, dark stuff. Put your little paw in mine and together we'll wade the creeks and scale the cliffs amidst swinging on the vines of destiny. Are you ready to have even more fun than merely being in love? Two grunts mean "yes, dear." Two grunts and a howl mean "yes, dear, NOW!" *Schwing*

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that a nipple ring or mastitis that I see?

Anonymous said...

its masstitis. when do we get to see pics of your scarification?

APeurofan said...

wtf is with these words of ive nvr heard of?