Top Ten People/Places/Things the French Would Surrender To

#10) A German Windmill#9) Sour Kraut and Bratwurst

#8) Average-Looking Couple posing in front of German Art Museum

#7) Berlin Wall

#6) Full Glass of German Beer

#5) German Born Supermodel Claudia Schiffer

#4) German Engineered Car

#3) Dirk Nowitski

#2) A Demilitarized Rhineland

#1) A Wendy's Cheeseburger (buts thats only because David Hasselhoff might want it)